What if social media had existed 20, 30, 40 years before it actually started?
Here's a selection of posts we think you'd have seen
1.
Twitter is cool, but it's a hassle to post an update using a rotary phone.
2.
"and she's buying a stairway... to heaven..." @LedZepplin <3
3.
Series premier of Star Trek: TNG tonite!
4.
RIP Kennedy
5.
Omg! Just watched the Moon landing! Imagine being the 3rd guy on the Apollo 11
6.
Just got a colour tv! Look at all of the colors! This is groovy man!
7.
I...
Continue reading
1.
Just found out in my briefing that 9/11 was an inside job. DON'T TRUST ANYONE
2.
Pence is out. Please welcome your new vice president taking his place, Bill Clinton.
3.
100,000 retweets and I bomb China!
4.
Huge news America, I've agreed to relinquish my position and transfer sovereignty to HM Queen Elizabeth II. #makeamericagreatbritainagain
5.
I have decided to convert to Islam and will go on the pilgrimage to Mecca.
6.
Obama for Supreme Court Justice
Continue reading
Some more of what may have been posted on social networks had they been around at the time of famous historical people and events.
1.
lol people just came out of a wooden horse #wtf
2.
Jesus: "just hanging #brb" [3 days ago]
3.
@JCaesar: Just going to see the senate. Hope my main man @MJBrutus is there! #truehomies
4.
@neilarmstrong: One small step yo!
5.
@Socrates: How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
Continue reading
If Twitter, Tumblr, and other social networks were to introduce a list of "dos and dont's", here's what we think would be the most requested.
1.
You can only post your own content. No reposting from other sources.
2.
A ban on "share if you..." Content.
3.
No fishing for attention with vague statuses.
4.
No inspirational Minion posts.
5.
You must factually support all your arguments, and must apologize and retract any argument that contains a logical fallacy.
Do you follow these rules? If...
Continue reading
Have you been unfriended and wondering why? Maybe your status didn't go down well with your friends.
If you're looking to lose a lot of friends on social media give these a try.
1.
All you busy stay-at-home moms complaining about how much stuff you have to do sure send a lot of game requests.
2.
I'm voting for Trump to keep our worthless troops in Iraq for 100 more years.
3.
*Game of Thrones* spoilers.
4.
Attention, I have recently decided to get to know all of you better. Be...
Continue reading